Various stand-up comedians discussing why they find religion funny. Atheist or not, everyone should laugh at religion.Tumblr (3.0; @atheiststandup)http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OtIyx687ytk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1>Age of Reason - Julia Sweeney</h1> <p>“It was pretty obvious that it was really our parents giving us the presents. I mean, my dad had a very distinctive wrapping style, and my mother’s handwriting was so close to Santa’s. Plus, why would Santa save time by having to loop back to our house after he’d gone to everybody else’s? There’s only one obvious conclusion to reach from this mountain of evidence: our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit, and my poor parents were trying to protect us from the embarrassment, this humiliation of rejection by Santa, who was jolly — but, let’s face it, he was also very judgmental. So, to find out that there was no Santa Claus at all was actually sort of a relief. “</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24329552924http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24329552924Sun, 03 Jun 2012 10:01:01 -0400Julia SweeneySweeneyAge of ReasonSanta Clausmormonism<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tLEWI3mEylQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1>On Religions - Keith Lowell Jensen</h1></p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24259913604http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24259913604Sat, 02 Jun 2012 09:56:23 -0400Keith Lowell JensenJensenreligionChristiansreincarnation<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DVSQ25Q4Uw4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Eugene Mirman: Religion is not a leap of faith">Religion - Eugene Mirman</span></h1> <p>“Like if you’re Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only in the middle of your head. But it all becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger’s.</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24151147885http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24151147885Thu, 31 May 2012 17:48:01 -0400Eugene MirmanMirmanjewsGodautismhatsReligion<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3bObItmxAGc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Sell The Vatican, Feed The World (HD, Official)">Sell The Vatican, Feed The World - Sarah Silverman<br/></span></h1> <p>“What is the Vatican worth? Like 500 billion dollars? This is great! Sell the Vatican, take a big chunk of that money, build a gorgeous condominium for you and all of your friends to live in — all the amenities: swimming pool, tennis court, water slide. And with the money leftover, feed the whole fucking world. You preach to live humbly and I totally agree, so now maybe it’s time for you to move out of your house that is a city. On an ego level alone you will be the biggest hero in the history of ever.”</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24149610960http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24149610960Thu, 31 May 2012 17:25:04 -0400Sarah SilvermanSilvermanworld hungerVatican<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pgbkdrOl3sw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span class="long-title" id="eow-title" title="Introduction To Christianity Comedian Dave Allen On Religion">Introduction To Christianity - Dave Allen<br/></span></h1> <p>“[Nun]’If you come in here you gotta be a good little boy. Will you be a good little boy?’ I could see past her they had a fella nailed to a cross. Bloody right I’ll be a good little boy.”</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24148160121http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24148160121Thu, 31 May 2012 17:03:12 -0400Dave AllenAllenchristianschurchGodnunslove<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ErGLS04lIAw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Ricky Gervais bible comedy part 2">Garden of Eden - Ricky Gervais<br/></span></h1> <p>“Oh, by the way, if a snake comes and talks to you, he’s a lying little shit…”</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24147913922http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24147913922Thu, 31 May 2012 16:59:35 -0400Ricky GervaisGervaissnakeGodpunishmentAdam &amp; EveSunday School<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NcUPLbTfQms?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1>Jesus’ Random Powers - Patton Oswalt</h1> <p>“Give Jesus the lunch powers”</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24147277998http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24147277998Thu, 31 May 2012 16:49:53 -0400Patton OswaltOswaltJesus<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WLS1PLnv43A?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0#t=7m30s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1>Amish Sex - Dave Attell</h1> <p>“When I was a kid I used to hang out with the wrong crowd. You know what Im talking about - the Amish.”</p> <p><small>Skip to 7:30</small></p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24146875989http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24146875989Thu, 31 May 2012 16:43:00 -0400Dave AttellAttellAmishsex<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VABSoHYQr6k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church">The Catholic Church - Louis CK</span></h1> <p>Sketch comedy - Louis CK goes behind the scenes of a Catholic Church.</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24013271951http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/24013271951Tue, 29 May 2012 16:19:09 -0400Louis CKCKCatholicchurchrapesketchBible<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4FZeHvJDxas?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Bill Maher Be More Cynical on religion">Bible Fairy Tales - Bill Maher</span></h1> <p>“Fucking Jesus, I had the ball right there in the numbers. The other team out prayed us.”</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23998735671http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23998735671Tue, 29 May 2012 11:17:57 -0400Bill MaherMaherJesusGodBiblefairy talesevolutionthanking God<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iq10bz3PxyY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes">Christmas Shoes - Patton Oswalt </span></h1> <p>Animated video over live stand up routine.<br/> “I missed the part of the bible where Jesus is real bitchy and catty about your footwear.”</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23997261313http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23997261313Tue, 29 May 2012 10:34:00 -0400ChristmasPatton OswaltsongOswalt<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fv49_YZUt3k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Bill Hicks - Christ and Christians">Christ and Christians - Bill Hicks<br/></span></h1> <p>“A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross?”</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23923770569http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23923770569Mon, 28 May 2012 07:15:00 -0400Bill HicksJesuschristianscrossforgivenessHicks<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lsCNJgxJv30?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Muslims - Jimmy Carr</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23923602014http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23923602014Mon, 28 May 2012 07:08:00 -0400Jim JeffriesMuslimsbaconbeerwomen's rightsCarr<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xoSc8-LGMdU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Jimmy Carr on Catholicism">Catholicism - Jimmy Carr</span></h1></p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23836088422http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23836088422Sat, 26 May 2012 22:23:59 -0400Jimmy Carrcatholicgaysgay marriagepriest<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VFT_gNTgm-k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span class="long-title" id="eow-title" title="Daniel Tosh - God, Gays, Girls, and Babies GREAT QUALITY [HQ]">God, Gays, Girls and Babies - Daniel Tosh</span></h1></p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23748110205http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23748110205Fri, 25 May 2012 16:00:00 -0400Daniel ToshGodgaysoriginal sinTosh<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1cBK0T-dgo8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Daniel Tosh WWJD What Would Jesus Do clip">WWJD - Daniel Tosh</span></h1></p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23747861785http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23747861785Fri, 25 May 2012 15:56:00 -0400Daniel ToshWWJDTosh<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rd6zB5_7FVA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="George Carlin on Abortion">Abortion - George Carlin<br/></span></h1> <p>“Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus, from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neo-natal care, no day care, no Head Start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If your pre-school, your fucked.”</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23747765208http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23747765208Fri, 25 May 2012 15:54:00 -0400George Carlinabortionanti-womanpro-lifeCarlin<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C4ZoPfK9MmQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Lewis Black on Televangelists">Televangelists - Lewis Black<br/></span></h1></p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23747641478http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23747641478Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:00 -0400JesusLewis BlackTelevangelistsBlack<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HPQj5ITva9k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title="Lewis Black on Creationism and The Old Testament">Creationism and The Old Testament - Lewis Black<br/></span></h1></p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23747468165http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23747468165Fri, 25 May 2012 15:48:00 -0400AbrahamBibleGodJewsLewis BlackMosesOld TestamentcreationistsfossilspriestBlack<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6XcfJC7jopM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1 id="eow-title" title="Atheist Stand-Up in Church - Part 1 of 2"><span id="eow-title" title="Atheist Stand-Up in Church - Part 1 of 2">Atheist in Church</span> - Magnus Betnér<span id="eow-title" title="Atheist Stand-Up in Church - Part 1 of 2"></span></h1> <p>Swedish comedian with subtitles</p>http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23746894946http://atheiststandup.tumblr.com/post/23746894946Fri, 25 May 2012 15:37:00 -0400BibleJesusMagnus BetnércursinggayBetner